The Boy Who Lived Forever by Lev Grossman.

And it's pretty positive about it too!

I just spent the last 10 minutes or so reading this and giggling hysterically. You should all go and read it. Because it's wonderfully written and cracks me up even though I've read it multiple times already.

I was poking about in my Fanfiction folder again and found this. I don't believe that I've posted it anywhere yet. Or if I have, no one's commented.
Enjoy!

( Homecoming )

Since I'm no longer posting my stuff at fanfiction.net (because fanfiction.net is all sorts of non-Crowley-approved evil), I'm going to start posting my stuff here.
Enjoy, lovelies!

( Family )